Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out. And he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! [explosion noises as the Eclipse Cannon is revealed] That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth! [the Eclipse Cannon fires] That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON! [the laser hits the moon] HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth! Now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too!