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ABOUT Sir Please

There for the Community.

SirPlease!

▹ A community for (almost) everyone.
▹ No douche canoes allowed!

⛺ Servers

🏥 24/7 DDoS mitigation.
🔥 Dedicated resources for every server.
🌠 Constant tweaks to optimize the servers even more.
🆗 100 Tick servers.
🗼🗽 Servers in Europe & America.
------▹ Server IPs

⚡ Server Management:

Head Admins:

🌟 The Guardian 🌟 Mars

Assisting Admins:

🌟 Nevermore

Server Maintenance/Dev:

🌟 Sir NOTE: It'd be much appreciated if you approach Admins for conflicts that need to be resolved by Admins and only contact Server Devs for Server/Config issues. Ban Protests/Submissions will only be reviewed by Head Admins.

⚔ Available Matchmodes:

Versus Matchmodes:

Zonemod 1.9.8
- 4v4, 3v3, 2v2, 1v1
Nextmod 1.0.5
- 4v4, 3v3, 2v2, 1v1
Promod Elite
- 4v4
Equilibrium 3.0c
- 4v4, 3v3, 2v2, 1v1
Apex 1.1.2
- 4v4

Coop/Warm-up Matchmodes:

Zone :X:
- 1~4 Players.
- Choose a mode to play.
- Change Difficulty.

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March 22 - Sir | 16 Comments

Huh?

Alright, so at this point the majority is left with questions regarding as to why the Servers are still running.
Was it an early April Fools joke?
Did this kid change his mind again?

Hopefully with this announcement I can explain what's happened and what'll happen in the near future.

So, why are the Servers still up?

A duo willing to actually admin as well as pay for the Servers to stay up came forward, whilst leaving the Servers in my incapable and lazy hands. This way I can continue doing the thing I still enjoy regarding L4D2 (which is messing with code) without having to deal with bans, ban protests/appeals or drama that I really don't give a damn about (I said it).

What does this mean for the Servers?

They'll keep running as per usual, just under different management. What difference that'll make, I can't say for sure.
This would theoretically motivate me more to work on Configs (additional as well as existing), Plugins and Github.

You banned me, can I get unbanned by a fair admin now?

This will depend on the reason you were banned.
Cheating: No. (Includes autobans by Console)
Smurfing: No.
Any other Ban: Yes, you may appeal these bans.

What are these near feature changes?

The Servers will just some modifications, as I no longer decide entirely what's on them, some features may go and some features may change. Surely nothing too drastic however.

The EU Servers may soon have to go through an entire re-install to deal with some underlying problems that have caused some annoyances to players (lags, etc). We'll see.

The Group Page is changed to reflect the current management and whatnot.

I have a Question

Go ahead, ask.

Servers will shutdown permanently.

March 19 - Sir | 104 Comments

Hello friends,

I will be pulling the plug out of the all the Servers on the 21st of March.
Which of course, is 2 days from now.

Why?

I've come to a point where I no longer enjoy the game and where I can't be bothered dealing with the childish behaviour that seems to have fully consumed this community.
I no longer wish to waste my time with managing the Servers and dealing with drama between players or their behaviour any longer as I've been doing so for the past 8 years.

I think we're also at a point where the Github I've setup should make it fairly easy for anyone to setup their own Server and startup their own community, and be the "fair" Admin that I never was.
Allowing the Competitive Community to continue as it used to.

Thank you

I'd like to thank the people that invested their time, effort and financial aid into the services I've provided over the years.
If I were to list everybody that's pitched in with config help and whatnot, I would be afraid to leave someone out, so I won't be doing that. You know who you are, and I appreciate everything you've done.

However, I do want to a give a few special thanks to people that contributed more than I ever expected. (Not just to me, but the community)

Special Thanks to:
- PuTTy
- Deli
- Elkg0d.
- Spoon.
- IMNX.
- Author.
- Dusty.
- Luckylock.

Closing Words

I'd appreciate it if you could leave a variation of "xd" in the comments.

The group chat will remain available to those looking for mixes and what not, as I feel it's too large and widely used to just take away.

Resources:
L4D2 Competitive Rework[github.com] (Setup your own Competitive Server).

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RageCake Mar 12 @ 9:31pm

All this practice preparing for the zombie apocalypse will finally come in handy. #lowtierbetterthannotier

Mad Jack Mar 12 @ 2:38pm

Will be there an option for 1vs1 scavogl?

Sir

Mar 9 @ 2:37pm

Servers Updated:
- Zonemod 1.9.8 is now available on the Servers. ( Changelog [hackmd.io])
- Fixed Slots votes double printing to chat in Nextmod and Zonemod configs (Thanks for reporting, Ohzy )

For Servers Owners:
- Github is updated
> Link! < [github.com]

Sir

Feb 27 @ 11:57am

New York Servers
- The Servers now actually have their own dedicated core, no more lags during hardcore gaming hours.

Zonemod 1.9.8 Development
- Zonemod 1.9.8 is on its way, if you have any ideas or suggestions for it let us know in the Subforum

- The following changes are ready and are to be expected:
>> Smoker/Jockey Godframes reverted to 0s.
>> Rocks don't ignore Godframes anymore.
>> Hunter Stumbles reverted to their original duration.
>> Spit reverted to Zonemod 1.9.6 (2-3 damage per tick and 4 Godframes)

Sir

Feb 12 @ 1:49pm

Firstly, I'd like to thank everybody for taking their time to report feedback.
Feedback's been overwhelming on last update, it's important that you voice your thoughts and experience with the updates.

Please keep on doing so!
Just one little nitpick on this, reporting to me on Steam is easy, sure. But I'd like everything in one place, so for future reference please make use of the Zonemod subforum on the Group.
Link to the Forum

[h1]Servers Updated:[/h1]
- Zonemod 1.9.7 SE is now available on the Servers.
- 1.9.7 SE is basically a few changes and fixes to 1.9.7.

The Updated 1.9.7 Changelog [hackmd.io] (Basically 1.9.6 to 1.9.7 SE)
1.9.7 SE Changelog [hackmd.io] (1.9.7 to 1.9.7 SE)