Shrek is love.... Shrek is life

There was a little boy named Tommy..... Tommy was a quiet fellow always kept to himself for everything. One day Tommy was playing xbox and he got a message. You wanna know what that message said... "GET OUT ME SWAMP" At first Tommy was calm "It's just a troll" Tommy said. But then he looked at the gamertag... It...Said Xx420xShReKxblazexX. Tommy Was terrified Tommy tried to run tried to scream he tried to let out one little sqeak... Tommy Was too late... Tommy had got Shrek't Ass through mouth By Our Lord Shrek Tommy was found dead on the floor with the hole the size of an ogre ♥♥♥♥ in his ass. Please kids believe in Shrek. -Sergio L 12/22/14

When the world was first created the lord (SHREK) blessed us with two people Adam... And Eve. So one day they were really hungry and they were in a garden in the swamp . And Eve saw the most plump onion of them all she approache it and heard Get out my swamp! But then a draonkey (Dragon Donkey) came from the leaves and said Eat it you crack ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.So she did and Adam couldnt resist he took the Biggest bite and then Shrek came and Said DONKEY! and Put them both on their hands and knees and Filled there buts with so much joy they.... died. Remember kids always listen to shrek. -Sergio L.