Sexy Omelets

Sexy Omelette Recipe.

You will need:

2 fucking eggs.
Some fucking salt and pepper.
Fucking chives.
1 fucking nob of fucking butter.

The Method:

1.Heat the fucking butter in the fucking omelette pan.

2.Fucking break the fucking eggs into a fucking bowl.

3.Fucking whisk the fuckers and add the fucking chives and some fucking salt and pepper to taste.

4.When the fucking butter is hot, and the fucking mixture to the pan.

5.When cooked, take the fucking thing out.

6.Eat the fucker.