The Salt Suckers

Sometimes one feels the need to truly become alive and there is truly no better way than to grab a few handfuls of rock salt and suck the salt dry. Only then will your connection with thirst itself allow you to open up your mind and see how by connecting with the water and the salt you become one with the earth and the universe. Over 90% of stars are completely made of sodium and in order to transend beyond our lives we must become in touch with our primal urges including the desire to suck salt, then it becomes easy to see that transendence comes from consuming stardust, the salt of the stars. For all problems in life can be sovled by connecting with ones inner salt and replenishing the bodies supplies. For us, salt is not only a way of life, it's a lifestyle. One of the likes that salt suckers of past centuries havent even been able to concieve. We have strong evidence that supports this way of life not only being healthy, but the way in which the one true salt shaker designed us to be. He shooketh upon the earth so that we may suck his salt until we are dry. It is why we truly thirst, and why the only way to become hydraded on life is to become dehydraded through the sucking of salt.