The official group of the empire of the snails!

As a member of the Snail Empire, spam \/_@ at people in chat on steam and in-game and demand that they surrender or die. Send invites to people who surrender. It's a public group, so feel free to click the "join group" button and help us expand our glorious empire even more.

Also, bees are allowed and respected in this group alongside snails.

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Snail Invasion Guide

January 26, 2014 - Orbus | 0 Comments

This will be important to any dedicated member of the Snail Empire. This will teach you how to start invasions and expand the empire.

Here is the process of invading:
Step 1: Spam \/_@ at people in steam chat or in-game chat. This is a snail soldier who will fight in your army in the invasion.
Step 2: Occasionally say "The Snail Invasion has begun, surrender or die."
Step 3: Upon resistance, have the snails use weapons like \/_@ ----E (pitchfork), \/_@ o-|===> (sword), \/_@ /== - - - - - (gun), \/_@ }> (shield), etc.
Step 4: When they indicate surrender, add them and/or invite them to this group.

Once this process is completed and the person joins the group, the person who surrendered is now part of the Snail Empire and is treated equal to all the other snails in the empire. They may start their own invasions. Do not start invasions against other members of the empire, that would be instigating civil war. Just because you are in the Snail Empire doesn't mean you have to start invasions (yeah, freeloaders are allowed here), but it would be nice if you could get a couple of extra people in the group.