I do TF2 givaways!

Hello. As you can see i'm an emoji. A "Meh" to be exact. Anywho, it's my pleasure to announce, our first movie. Yay. It's almost too thrilling for words. So bring the family. It doesn't have to be your family. The Emoji Movie (No, no, nooo!) So i told management, "I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!!! THE LIGHTS! I'M MELTIN' IN HERE!!!" It's such a load a- Uuhhhhh.... No, go ahead. Finish that sentence. Come out and see it this August. I'm positively euphoric right now. I might have to go lay down. (Save yourself!)

Alright. Seem your so fucking autisic that I cant have a conversation with you. I have blocked all of your alts and your friends I made my profile comments private and I have left all of your groups. Next time you want to talk to me go to my face.

ubmitted 3 months ago by TheLargerUrethra
You know what's nuts is that in Pixar's Disney's Planes we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on...

You don't understand man, I can only make high quality memes when I'm high on coke. Without those memes, my meme page on instagram will run out of followers, and before you know it, ill be posting normie memes. I need that coke to stay up to date on my memes. I posted a doge gif yesterday. It's bad. All I ask is for the coke.

I want my fucking drugs man. You promised me my bag of coke, but then you had a hissyfit and wont go through with the deal. I saved up my money for those fucking drugs man.

Alright you fucking piece of shit what do you want? You've been going throught all this fucking shit just so you can do memes. Now I'm getting sick of it. What do you want.