Greetings class

Hi my name is Gillus Kinker.

Ever since Mrs Wilson commited suicide, I Gillus have taken myself responsible to teach and pass down the lessons in which our great leaders once taught us.
But first before I do so i'd like to tell you what rock & water has done for me.
This of course consists of the following;
- helped me overcome my erectile disfunctions
- helped me meme in bed
- made me last 30 extra seconds
As you can see the list above shows outstanding benefits. It's also a garunteed fact that 30% of the people who take this course end up with all of these benefits 100% of the time.
But of course you must be thinking right now "but what do i have to do to overcome lack of blood flowing to my penis?"
Good question madam/sir, once again I will list below
In this class I will teach you how to do the following:
- tie a good knot

by the way, this class costs $5 for that wood you're gonna break