Salary Raise!

We have heard some undesired complaints from hardworking employees that their salary is, and I quote, " To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Low". We here at Q Iinternational want to appeal to our hard workers so we have decided to raise employee pay to a significant increase at $0.40 per hour. We hope that you are satisfied with our decision. Remember, if you have any further complaints about our company, please feel free to leave a complaint in the complaint departmen, we want to make your job as great as possible. Thank you for reading this message.

From,
Q International council