I was only 15 years old
>I loved Gaben so much
>I had all the games and ingame items
>I pray to Gaben every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the sales i've been given
>"Gaben is love," I say, "Gaben is life"
>My console gaming brother hears me and calls me an elitist
>I know he is just jealous of my devotion for Gaben
>I call him a peasant
>He rages and leaves the room
>I'm crying now at the stupidity of console gamers
>I sit next to my PC and rage on forums
>I feel a warmth behind me
>It's Gaben
>I'm so happy
>He whisper's in my ear, "This is my wallet now"
>He grabs my wallet with his beefy Gaben hands
>I'm ready
>I open my wallet for Gaben
>He starts taking money
>It hurts but I do it for the sales
>I feel my finanaces sinking away, but that doesnt matter anymore
>I want to please Gaben
>He roars a mighty Gaben roar as he fills my library with steam games
>My brother walks in
>Gaben throws a GTX 780 in his face and say "This is our market now"
>Gaben rocket jumps out the window
>I sell all the games for tf2 hats
>Gaben is love, Gaben is life.