Port Hacking, join the family

Hello there, I'm Zac and as founder of this lazy organisation, I'd like to welcome you to the family. Now this family is kinda crap to be honest but this piece of crap will grow into a nicer kind of crap, a crap that will be smudged against the walls of our enemies.

Forget about that last bit... I hope that this group can grow, even though I never do anything with this group and it's kinda just there for my sad amusement I'd like you recruits to know that I appreciate the few seconds you took to join this pile of semi-good crap.

- Zac Bell (I'm bored)