Lt.Frank Drebbin, Police squad

Only the meanest, toughest, Swiss-army-shoe-wearingest, banjo-playing,'accidental' perp-shooting, lettuce-smelling, paint-licking, 'accidental' child-shooting, dog breeding, cow-loving, cat-stepping, great-drivering, 'accidental' kid-runningovering, anti-terrorism, pro-police-accidental-child-shooting/runnning-over-forgiveness-program-ing, Evidence-understandering, cigarette offering, victim calming, well wishing, Kazoo tossing, Steven Wall befriendingest, dog hugging, mouse-stroking, Burnt siennaing, Bob Ross watching, scuba diving, beach running in slightly slow motioning, fox eating, cheese growing, grape munching, slack wearingest mad sons of very nice well brought up parents are allowed in police squad