Wow many pepperoni, such rested in pepperoni - oh and a nasty lasagna..

We are such pepperoni, that when you look at us - we are such peppemaster.
Have you ever looked at a pepperoni and went like "oh, I'd like to suck that sausage" - we have and we WILL suck your pepperonis.

We are the pepperonimasters, masters of sucking sausage and also making a damn good SPAGHETTI.

ALSO WE ARE RUSSIA.