A collection of the most idiotic and hilarious trade conversations of TF2

So, because so many people seemed to enjoy my 'How Not to Trade' guide, I thought I'd set up a group where we can all collect the stupidest conversations we come across in our attempt to expand our backpacks.

Only rule is to please, censor the names and/or any identifying information present in the chat. This is to prevent trolling of the parties involved. As no matter how rude, idiotic, or annoying someone is, we don't need their profile swarmed by the members of, or visitors to, the group.

Enjoy, and I hope that nobody else catches 'the dumb'.

How Not to Trade
Basic Tips About Trading
How 2 to Trade on Outpost