The Official Group of the Pastafarians

We accept all types of pasta big, small, long, short, medium, length, shorter-then-average length, large, skinny, ginormous, monstorous, giant, short-then-giant-but-almost-giant, medium-long, medium-small, huge, and finally tiny. See we Pastafarians are very diverse and accepting. Unless of course your fricken rice-a-roni then get the hell out of here you unholy mass of impersonating rice.