In a breaking newsflash, reported by a member of the Order Of Chaos, Maleficus was caught enjoying rampant, horny buttsex as administered by a hunter. The member later saw him locking lips with a smoker down a seedy alleyway, hiding under the cover of parked vehicles.



In further news, there has been no further sighting of the boomer who terrorised the linen of Cedric Avenue two weeks ago. A lack of vodka being consumed in the area has been blamed for his disappearence.



You Guys are Idiots. Hope you realise this is public.