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When we need muscle, we farm it out to our favorite band of shady missionaries, er I mean mercenaries, MERCENARIES!

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Their arrows will blot out the sun.

May 12, 2009 - WhiteHawke | 0 Comments

http://www.teamfortress.com/sniperupdate/

So we will fight in the shade. Of our cloaking watches of course. The time to beat your record backstabs is upon us, gentlemen.

Dystopia 1.2 is OUT!!!

February 6, 2009 - WhiteHawke | 0 Comments

The best mod EVER has released version 1.2. If you don't download it, like nowish, you suck more than it is possible for me describe with the english language. Like black hole amounts of suck, but instead of sucking in light, matter, and reality you suck the coolness away from everyone around you (except of course for those people who have been vaccinated - no pun intened - by downloading this game).

I PITY THE FOO THAT DOESN'T KNOW DYSTOPA IS NOW A STEAMWORKS MOD!

Go to Store -> Click Search (Magnifying Glass) -> Type "Dystopia" and select "Mods" -> Click on Dystopia -> Click "Install Now"

As an aside for those of you that measure your self-worth in achievements you have "earned" in video games, dystopia now has a full set of accievegets. Play now to trick yourself into thinking your life is worth living for slightly longer!