What's up guys it's Quandale Dingle here.
I've been arrested for multiple crimes.
Including battery on a police officer,
Grand theft, declaring war on Italy and public indecency.
I will be escaping prison on March 28th.
I just escaped prison.
I am staying at my friend Juandale Pringles house.
As I was running away from cops.
I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off.
A guy named Garfield Jensen bent me over in the shower while I was in prison.
My baby mama Shaniqua Anderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys.

What's up guys it's Quandale Dingle here.
I've been arrested for multiple crimes.
Including battery on a police officer,
Grand theft, declaring war on Italy and public indecency.
I will be escaping prison on March 28th.
I just escaped prison.
I am staying at my friend Juandale Pringles house.
As I was running away from cops.
I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off.
A guy named Garfield Jensen bent me over in the shower while I was in prison.
My baby mama Shaniqua Anderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys.