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Do your yearly Harry Potter Hogwarts House quiz here. It shows you what Hogwarts house from Harry Potter you would most likely be placed in, and as a cool fact it is completely random. I had no idea I would be put as a earth bender, I did not even think that they existed in the same universe. However, I could not be more surprised when I saw that they had sent me a real live letter from the Hogwarts administration. Now I am a HUGE fan of the Harry Potter book and movie series but I had no plans to go to a boarding school full of tween queers who have no idea how to use a goddamn broom properly (like come on that shit for cleaning not sitting on like they pretending that its a pony or something), but they were willing to make a compromise. I could continue to car bomb Americans in Iraq in the name of Buzzfeed or I could become trans and kill myself, because I don't know I guess that's what trans people do. So I picked up the hint and got in the van. They brought my ass not to hogwarts but to Ninja's Fortnite palace. I was like, "yo what the fuck. where do insert the Tom Nook amiibo to get the best convulsions." I was told to promptly shut the fuck up, as they were busy catering their jerking off to a larger demographic of people, more native americans because they used flint tissues to clean up. I was then bustled inside of my new school, a building with blue, hemorraging, hair. a powerful statement piece that could only be described as, "retards allowed in" so I was defiantly allowed in because i was no womn like cmn bor i wear 2 watches ddaily beCaUes time is how I pass the football to the nearest way that I produce offspring by splitting in half, so I am neither gay nor straight. Change My Mind