Believers and Followers of Najlepszboga

WE MAY PROMOTE YOU TO ADMIN, IF WE THINK THAT YOU HAVE HELPED OUR THE KUMPELS OF NAJLEPSZBOGA GROW IN ITS COMMUNITY!!! We love to share our faith and so does Kumpel Forest when he said: "All those willing will be blessed!" those were his wise words so request joining our fellowship. We would love for you to join us in our faith. The holy book- the kunytal states that we should spread our faith and become one of his followers so help us by adding your friends to help our community of Najlepszboga to grow and become grander and rejoyce in his name! If you like to know more, me, kumpel kunkel and kumpel forest will post announcements of the holy kunytal to let you know everything of the story of our god Najlepszboga! PRAISE BE TO HIM!
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The 7 rules of Najlepszbogaism

March 12, 2010 - Schmetter | 0 Comments

So when corruption spread through the land, which was caused by the zylidi, the true followers, who continued to praise him retreated to remote places to become outcasts to society. They studied his word and created the 7 holy rules:

1. Praise Najlepsboga, for he is the true way.

2. Teach the word of Najlepsboga, for it is just.

3. Comitting crimes against Zylidi is just and no regret or punishment is needed (Nowadays bad people may be killed without remorse)

4. Prostitution cleanses the soal. When a follower of Najlepsboga has sexual intercourse, he is creating warriors of Najlepsboga. (Shall the prostitute object to the offspring she shall be raped and killed)

5. Fight in the constant battle against the Zylidi. They establish churches: Burn them down. They praise their god: cut out their tongue
They listen to a ceremony: cut off their ears

6. To help our knowlege of Najlespzboga to grow we must learn the features of the female body, so that we may be better suited for the production of najlepszboga warriors. We do this by looking at internet porn (at least 5 times a day and masturbate to it to allow our penile fluids to be stronger and create stronger warriors)

7. If a mate can not be given to a true warrior of Najlespzboga, then it is the right of the warrior to rape a female to cleanse her soul of Zylidi, and to bear a new warrior of najlespzboga to fight a noble fight

Post-War Days

January 4, 2010 - Lord Keytool | 0 Comments

The Zylidi were finally banished and Najlepszboga glourious rule now firmily estabilished, and the Kumpels were able to preach to the masses, but there were those who still followed their wicked pagan ways. They grew in power, and although the Zylidi were unable to physically "invade" they still had the power to come to our dreams, into our minds. So corruption ran like a river thoughout the land, and people started to divide into clans and kingdoms, and only the few faithful stayed true to the teachings of najlespzboga.

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