A Place To Get Away From Twilight Frenzy

Tired of the nation's unexplicable focus on crappy teen literature? Then lose your self here. Be as polite as you want or as vulgar as you want (barring ethnic swears). Then NSVA is open to all who hate the Twilight Series. We offer rehab from seeing the movies, training to deal with the swarms of fangirls, and an open chatroom if you just need to vent. It doesn't matter who you are; pirate, ninja, vampire, werewolf, alien, or human, we welcome all.