I'll check the one I can (kill count on gobbos, etc) for the rest, yes, player have to signal it !

Hello there. To spice up a little more the NIL's Open Ladder, we decided to propose a serie of mini-goals to achieve. So each of you can try for theses even if the first place of the ladder is out of reach !


Each season, one or several teams will be put forward to encourage diversity.
For this first season, just stop punching for a moment and try to go full elf ! The 4 elfs teams will compete to determine who is the best at Blood Bowl !

The rules are simple :

1. you must create a new team choosing amongst the elfs (pro-elf, wood elf, dark elf or High elf) in the open, or in any open related event (such as the mini competition August Lust, September Disorder, etc...). Your team can participate to all these events as long as you don't play more than 10 matches in total, so you are not obligated to only play in the ladder.

2. At the end of the season, the 4 best coaches of each race will play a short play-off tournament to see what elf team is the best !

3. The winner is then celebrated and quickly forgotten. But he may have a symbolic prize for the next season event or ladder.



Of course, the Stunties will have their own ranking ! If you manage to have one of the more successful stunties at the end of the season, you may win a surprise for next season too !


We also imagined some achievements for this season ! Can you perform these useless tasks just to brag about it ? Next season, we'll be sure to introduce NIL Trading Card and Microtransaction ! Get a Bingo Achievement and you can yell Bingo !

Injuries based Achievements

TIIIIMBER ! - kill or perm inj a tree
Animal Lover - Kill or perm inj a Yeti, a Mino, a Krox or a Rogre
Make’em crash - inj an opponent by throwing one of your players at him

Player based Achievements

Chainsaw Massacre - Kill or inj ten player with a Looney
Freak Show - Build a player with three or more mutation
Scoring Threat - Score 20 TD with a player this season

Scoring based Achievements

Big Touchdown - score a TD with a “big guy” player
Make’em fly - score a TD by throwing the ball carrying player
P(l)easant Dream - Score a TD with a Peasant
Elf Bullshit - Take the ball from your opponent’s hand and score in the same turn

Wins based Achievements

Winning streak - win 3 game in a row
Winning more – Win 5 game in a row
Hat Trick - Win a game 3-0 (or more)
Size doesn’t matters - Win a game with a full stunty team and only one big guy (mixed team allowed)
Recovery Win - Win a game with 4 or more journeymen

Bingo Achievements

Dilettante Bingo - Get One Achievement in each category
Overinj Bingo - Get all injuries Achievements
Overprotective Bingo - Get all Player Achievements
Scoring Bingo - Get all Score Achievements
Winner Bingo - Get all Wins Achievements
Overachiever - Get all Achievements

This is the official thread for the King of the NIL. Here, you will be able to read a quick description of the tournament, a link on the discord dedicated channel, and a link to the full rules.

It's also the place to find information on the current king and the next match, to consult the Hall of Fame.


The King of the NIL is an event inspired by the classic King of the Hill format. A player is King and has to defend his place by winning against other players. Each match he wins as king bring him point. If beaten, his opponent become King and starts a new reign. etc...

Full ruleset is available here[docs.google.com]. It contains info about the current Tier/TV the organisation of the tournament and also a bit of fluff. Please try to read at least the important information before entering.

To defy the King you have to issue a Challenge on the dedicated Discord Channel of the event ![discord.gg]


"The Tsar is Dead! Long live the King!" Louis XIV is our new NIL King, will he stay our beloved Master forever ?

His Pro-Elf team are the Kings of Convenience

Chaosmose vs ??


1. Louis XIV Chaosmose - Kings of Convenience (proelves) 2 Years ruling
2. King Bonehead Cyberknight - Big German Bodies (Ogre) 1 Year Ruling !
3. The Tsar Ozone - A tsar is Born in Prypyat (Underworld) (1 year ruling)



Our first noble ruler,
Bonehead the well named Ogre
Had a hard time to score
Until he crushed most of his opponents heads.

A weird mutated Tsar from Prypiat
Tried to steal our good King's Crown
But Bergs the Heroic Knight
Put a quick end to that by punching and scoring !

But at the end of his reign
His name did not betray him
King Bonehead and his Knights rolled one too many time
and Pedro the Fuckin' King, just took the crown from him

He didn't last long
his green skin wife's attracted jealousy
Soon enough a putrid beast
King Mix A Lot took his place

Only to be bite back to Nurgle's petticoat
By a big bad wolf full of fury
King Big Gnashy Teeth ate his head of
And poop his crown soon after that

But being too preoccupied with Teeth
Can come back biting you in the ass
When the mutated claws of our Tsar
Turn our good king into his new carpet

He sure failed to take the throne the first time
But now he wants to stay in place !
Being injured by Lizardmen didn't stop him
to turn them into boots that match his wolf carpet.

Louis XIV then came
to bring an end to the tyrant name
their nuclear ability
were split into atoms twice in a row

But Louis XIV was not over yet
Now fighting the Tsar far family
Some Circus guys tried to jump him over
But just ended up breaking their neck

Hi everyone,

since it can be a little difficult to find match in the ladder, we are trying an alternative to the steam system and we just put in place a discord server.

To join, simply click here:
https://discord.gg/r2RTWm2

you can use it in a web page or as a program, your choice !

It's still work in progress so any inputs will be appreciated. This doesn't mean we won't be using the steam chat anymore, and of course, the forum is still the marble tablet where everything is set in stone, so don't skip on it !

Plus, if you don't feel like using Discord, we get it, and admins will still be here to help you find players. This is just another option we feel might help people to find opponents.

Cheers all !

Hi, sorry, didn't quite see that rule ! Hope it's ok now. See you on either side of the pitch !