KING OF THE NIL EVENT

[kimo]

This is the official thread for the King of the NIL. Here, you will be able to read a quick description of the tournament, a link on the discord dedicated channel, and a link to the full rules.

It's also the place to find information on the current king and the next match, to consult the Hall of Fame.

What is the King of the NIL ?

The King of the NIL is an event inspired by the classic King of the Hill format. A player is King and has to defend his place by winning against other players. Each match he wins as king bring him point. If beaten, his opponent become King and starts a new reign. etc...

Full ruleset is available here[docs.google.com]. It contains info about the current Tier/TV the organisation of the tournament and also a bit of fluff. Please try to read at least the important information before entering.

To defy the King you have to issue a Challenge on the dedicated Discord Channel of the event ![discord.gg]

Our Current King

"The Tsar is Dead! Long live the King!" Louis XIV is our new NIL King, will he stay our beloved Master forever ?

His Pro-Elf team are the Kings of Convenience

Our Next Match

Chaosmose vs ??

Hall of Fame

1. Louis XIV Chaosmose - Kings of Convenience (proelves) 2 Years ruling
2. King Bonehead Cyberknight - Big German Bodies (Ogre) 1 Year Ruling !
3. The Tsar Ozone - A tsar is Born in Prypyat (Underworld) (1 year ruling)

Chronicle of the Kingdom

Our first noble ruler,
Bonehead the well named Ogre
Had a hard time to score
Until he crushed most of his opponents heads.

A weird mutated Tsar from Prypiat
Tried to steal our good King's Crown
But Bergs the Heroic Knight
Put a quick end to that by punching and scoring !

But at the end of his reign
His name did not betray him
King Bonehead and his Knights rolled one too many time
and Pedro the Fuckin' King, just took the crown from him

He didn't last long
his green skin wife's attracted jealousy
Soon enough a putrid beast
King Mix A Lot took his place

Only to be bite back to Nurgle's petticoat
By a big bad wolf full of fury
King Big Gnashy Teeth ate his head of
And poop his crown soon after that

But being too preoccupied with Teeth
Can come back biting you in the ass
When the mutated claws of our Tsar
Turn our good king into his new carpet

He sure failed to take the throne the first time
But now he wants to stay in place !
Being injured by Lizardmen didn't stop him
to turn them into boots that match his wolf carpet.

Louis XIV then came
to bring an end to the tyrant name
their nuclear ability
were split into atoms twice in a row

But Louis XIV was not over yet
Now fighting the Tsar far family
Some Circus guys tried to jump him over
But just ended up breaking their neck

[chaosmose]

This great chronicle has to be pursued Kimo! Think that 2 or 3 new verses are missing here, we are eager to know them!

[chaosmose]

Update! Louis XIV looks forward to knowing His Personal Verses dear Kimo - knowing that he's already personnally defeated three Tsars (The Underworld Tsar x2 and a Kislev Bonehead Tsar x1)!! France 3 - Russia 0...

[chaosmose]

Great verses Our friend which sound even better than Boileau or Racine's ones!
So We have decided to appoint you to serve as Our official Cupbearer...
We let you tell now to Our beloved people Our last achievement: how the Great Louis XIV pushed back the Vampire invasion in an epic match played until penalty kick!