We're going to Make Autos Great Again

We are a group of Auto Enthusiasts who realize that Autos are great guns and don't deserve the stigma they get.

So buy an auto and spread the good news.


As a Autovangelicals we bring The Lights of Auto to CSGO matches galore. The standard procedure goes. 1. Represent Auto. 2. Buy Autos. 3 Get others to buy autos; Converts Are Welcome. 4. Win. 5. ??? 6. Prophet!

As a Vanguard of The Empire of Autodom it is your duty to convert others to the cause. Which means we should think about optics. If you see your team needs you don't be afraid to let go of the auto and save the lost. Just make sure they know you represent the best, of A-o.

When the doubters mount you need only explain The Truth of Auto. That it takes more skill to dodge bullets and return fire for headshotz than get instant kills with one shot of an awp to the leg. I tell you vearilly we will tolerate ones preference to use an easy weapon. We're all here to have fun... unlike some.. But fear not for if you do The Work our numbers will only grow and lead to the overthrow of only a few major governments and possibly recognition as another very dangerous religion. One that deserves tax-exempt status so they "leave everyone alone omggg!" they will understand. That is after we summon our Turtle God and he bites them really really hard for being mean and not not turning the lights off when not home.

We will Make Autos Great Again and then probably take over the world if everything goes right. If not you'll have a perfectly fine weapon that is already in the game you nutters. Thank you.


We do not endorse any website. Just CS:GO and Steam and them Autos and maybe Satan if he's into autos.