There's an old Italian saying: "You fuck up once, you lose two teeth."

Well, it's over. I am now initiating the suicide pact that you all entered into <while you were asleep>.

No but seriously, I made and lost a lot of really good friends because of this stupid fucking thing. I realized what people are really like, how quickly people are to take away the rights of others that they don't like, I realized how fucking stupid most of our problems are, I've talked at least 5 different people out of commiting suicide, and now it's all over. For those of you reading this that actually care, I'll be taking a long break from Garry's Mod to focus on the library of amazing Games I've neglected.

If you want advice on what not to do when building a server, talk to me. If you want some good stories, I've got a million because of this shit. A big thank you to the following people: Arty, Kayonzo, Aeralisk, Kyundo, Smitty, Tippex, LatestElite <he recently apologized>, Patsrock, CyberWrisket, Addicts.Saxy, Nandos, Bees, Graves, Major Artifact, Gok, PervertedWizard, Brenan Huff, Chemist, Devante, Hamslammich, Kamikaze, Mexican Tryhard, Peter Peppers, Timmy Tim, Nahrwal Bacon, WijahFoo, Bluejay, Ethan, and Mr. House/Mr. Blonde,

A big Fuck You to Wesker for spreading lies about me, to Wallace Breen or whatever the fuck he goes by now for being an entitled careless asshole, and to catbug and all the other hackers and ddosers for being assholes.

Enjoy your lives. Next time you see me, it'll be in a paper that says "Jazz Banjo player and homeless woodsman found dead with penis in deer".