MORAY CUP IS LIFE BLOOD, ALL PRAISE IT IN ITS WONDER TELL YOUR FRIENDS OF ITS GLORY

"There is only one drink that combines the sweetness of summer fruits, with the smooth, rich taste of cigarette butts. Moray Cup: the only known beverage to give you stomach cramps!

Unfortunately, with any glorious fruit-flavoured love juice comes the non-believers. They are adamant on proving that Moray Cup is nothing more than a cheap drink for tight bastards. Don't be fooled. Instead, have a glass of delicious Moray Cup."
-Big Barry, 2011