I WANT YOU FOR MONKEY SQUAD!

For far too long has the white man opressed us monkeys. He has driven us from our lands, killed and totured us, but most of all, has tried to surpress the songs of our shaman, maybe hacking. Whether you are a monkey that is yellow, albino, or black, with the guidance of Shaq, the darkest monkey of us all, we shall take back our land! If you believe in the ways of Monkey Squad, seek us out and we will assess how much you believe in our ways.

To victory and glory! Long live Monkey Squad!