Follow these guidelines, and you can be just like Luke Demaria

You must:
Be a ♥♥♥♥♥
Be a Rage quitter
Get mad at others when you don't get what you want
Hit people in the head with bike cranks
Not know how to fist fight
Lie to people about a fight
Know how adrenaline feels
Make people pay you back for a gift
Have an IQ that of a potato
Buy a mac and use it for gaming
Suck at CounterStrike Global Offensive
Call people a "try-hard" when they are better than you
Have no street smarts, and or school smarts
Yell at your friends for being bad at Counter Strike Global Offensive (when in reality they are better than you)
Not know how to throw a 24lb bicycle with 1 hand
Have a gigantic nose
Think airsoft is cool
Watch porn on your moms computer
Scam little kids
Making 8 cents off a csgo weapon is called "profit"