Seriously?

You did it. You actually fucking did it. You made your dad spend his month's earnings on a fucking ASUS ROG. You're going to be the cool kid in school now, as if your long hair and $60 Overwatch hoodie isn't enough, you're going to be playing Fortnite in the school library. Fuckin' chicken dinner dude, you actually made it. I hope you're proud of yourself you dweeb. Let's see you run your favourite Counterstrike: Global Offensive or Dark Souls without framedrops, because it will. You can't even run Gothic without the damn thing overheating. Also, mind your posture because you're going to ruin your neck having to look down so much. Lugging that 10kg thing around is going to be a chore too. It doesn't even have a good keyboard, and it comes with a shitty mouse with no anime babe mousepad. That's another 200 euros if you're looking for good quality ones. There's no point in having great stereo speakers either, unless you want everyone to know you're watching hentai. So you might want to open it up and take the speakers out. Don't leave it on your chest when you're watching your porn, you'll forget to remove the cum stains on the back of the screen.