Dude, Prestige already!

News Flash! Slash_Monkey disapears from L4D-Indiana community as he mourns the loss of his beloved Indianapolis Colts. It's been 11 grueling hours since he was last seen defending humanity against the dreded Zombie appocolypse. Will he return? No one can say for sure. Perhaps he is dehydrated from all the tears he has cried. Some even say that they could hear his haunting cries of "Why Peyton, Why!" all the way into Michigan. Only time will tell if he can pull himself together enough to return and fight the zombie horde.