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I made this group so I can post funny logs, and entertain the 0.01% of people who actually like my Photoblog.

Enjoy!
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Funniest Logs List~

1. 10:59 PM - Secretary Ark: Say something clever and amusing so I can entertain my cult.
11:00 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: ok-
11:00 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: I love trout, if only I could stick my penis down the throat of every rainbow trout in the world, will my destiny and dreams be fulfilled.
11:00 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: I also enjoy molesting shrimp.
11:00 PM - Secretary Ark: ...

1:20 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: For some reason, if someone cooks something downstairs it smells totally different upstairs in my house-
1:20 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: last night my mom made like a toasted smoked meat sandwhich at 4:00 AM
1:20 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: smelled like springrolls

8:41 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: Ding Dong!
8:42 PM - MadArk: Who's there?
8:42 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: A clown, wanna hear a joke?
8:42 PM - MadArk: Yes.
8:42 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: Why would you need pepperspray?
8:43 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: In case you get
8:43 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: as-SALT-ted!
8:43 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

6:26 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: ONE DAY, A DWARF NAMED AXEBREAKER HARLINGTON DECIDES TO LEAVE THE HUMAN VILLAGE OF SMOOTHEDHUT. AXEBREAKER TRECKS OUT WEARING NOTHING BUT SPIDER WEB TROUSERS AND CARRYING HIS METHANITE WARAXE.
6:26 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: HE SPOTS A BOAR.
6:26 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: HE RUNS TOWARDS THE BOAR, SCREAMING AND SWINGING HIS AXE. IT LODGES IN THE BOARS HEAD. ANOTHER BOAR KICKS HIM IN THE BACK AND BREAKS HIS SPINE, AND HE CRAWLS TO A LAKE AND DROWNS.
6:27 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: THE LEGACY OF AXEBREAKER WILL LIVE ON IN THE HEARTS OF MANY.
6:27 PM - Cinnamon Toast Punch: the end.
6:32 PM - [EC-A]Badjack: God speed, Axebreaker.

11:53 PM - [EC] Just Damo: STOP SENDING ME LINKS TO PORN.
11:53 PM - [EC] Just Damo: Oh.
11:53 PM - [EC] Just Damo: Wait.
11:53 PM - [EC] Just Damo: Right.
11:53 PM - Ark: I'm not Badjack.

1:22 AM - Doc Gelegentlich: doctuh doctuh
1:22 AM - Doc Gelegentlich: gimme da newz
1:22 AM - Doc Gelegentlich: i've got a
1:23 AM - Doc Gelegentlich: BAD CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
1:23 AM - Doc Gelegentlich: of a terminal illness
1:23 AM - Doc Gelegentlich: it'S SPREADING RAPIDLY OH GOD SEND HE-
Doc Gelegentlich is now Offline.