I'm gonna smoke some crack, Only got 20 rocks in my pocket I'm Obama, run and tell ya momma ♥♥♥♥♥, I want some corn dogs

I walk up into Congress like
What up with all the ruckus?
I'm the lead speaker
Of the Big Black Caucus
I'm here to give back
To all my crackheads and junkies
Joe Biden says, "Damn, I'm a old ass honky!"
I'm a little ♥♥♥♥♥♥' lazy
I get high with Jay-Z
and give myself a raise,
cuz I'm the one who pays me
Happy Reverend Dr. Martin Luther Jr. King Blvd. Street
Now let me get a chicken samwich at the KFC
♥♥♥♥, but Michelle, it was 99 cents!
I'm just gonna pocket ♥♥♥♥
Chicken bits and chocolate chips
And anyone that's starting ♥♥♥♥
is getting hit with rocket ships
I'ma drop a bomb on anyone that's even talking ♥♥♥♥
It's politics, wanna come start the next apocalypse?
I'ma bomb Pakistan, I was born in Pakistan
No, for real, I used to smoke crack in I'm Blackistan
Standin' round, handing out burritos at the border
Let's keep the Mexicans away from my daughters
You want ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ health care?
I'll give you some MichelleCare
Brocolli and excercise, several kinds of welfare
Hell, I'm still on welfare
Food Stamps, bridge cards
I still smoke crack, smack a ♥♥♥♥♥ and steal cars
I could blow up any country from my cell phone
Michelle, wait hold on, where'd Michelle go?


I'm Obama - Rucka Rucka Ali