The #1 source on the internet for tips on how to hate Dillon!

Hi, my name is Dillon! Due to recent events I am now aware, that everyone on Earth hates me! I have created this group in order to spread the word on who I am and why YOU should be stabbing me!



Reasons why you should hate me:



1: I'm gay and thats a bad thing.

2: I lick faces

3: I'm a douche to my only friend

4:Everyone that knows me, hates me

5: I think I'm funny even though I'm an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

6: I have pubes for hair

7: My friends brother hates me

8: My friends parents hate me

9: I'm a bad influence on the youngins

10: I'm gay again

11: My penis is so very small

12: I make a kid called Harrison want to kill himself

13: I'm fat

14: Dogs poop on my shoes

15: At the beach, seagulls steal mah french fries

16: I single handedly carried out 9/11

17: I bring a cloud of sadness wherever I go

18: Steven says, OOOOOH MY GOD YOUR SOOOOOOOOO ANNOOOOOOOYYYYING

19: I make a kid named Alex laugh scarcastically at my bad jokes