BEGONE, PEASANTS! THIS IS FOR SOPHISTICATED PEOPLE ONLY!

INVITE ONLY.

We have highly intelligent and sophisticated discussions.
We drink tea with our little fingers (Translated to Peasant English: Pinkie Fingers) out.

This group is for haute people, upper class businessmen, and retired colonels of the Grenadier Guards.

Current Colonel-in-Chief and Headmaster of the Society of Haute and Sophisticated Tea-sipping Individuals: Lord Bradbury of Kent

OTHER NAMES FOR THE SOCIETY INCLUDE:
- THESOC
- The Sohasti Society
- King's Kilt Klub (KKK)
(Named after the famous meeting place of Society members, "The King's Kilt", located in a remote location somewhere in Kent)