For Rich Gentlemen only.

We all know what Scrumpy is. Been in the hands of Demoman for years.

What you don't probably know is what makes us High Class Scrumpy drinkers. And that is what this group is for: to educate on scrumpy etiquette. You see, there are two types of Scrumpy: High class scrumpy, and the illegal piece of fart-baggery Jacob Scrumpy (pronounced-- zhe-kobe).

Jacob scrumpy is an illegal substance that tastes awful, made by boot-leggers in Malaysia. The sale of this low class scrumpy undermines the hardworking men and women trying to bring you the best of Scrumpy.

This group is for anyone who is a scrumpy connosuer or would like to be one. NO BOOTLEGGERS ALLOWED!!! WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND!!!