Hail Datlof!

People of Datlof,
Raise your voices for the national anthem!

God bless Datlof,
Our proud and sovereign land!
All rise for Datlof,
It's power will withstand!

Glorious nation of Datlof,
So lovely and so free!
With bountiful resources,
Like gin, moustaches and tea!

For goodness sake, make no mistake,
We've had troubles in our past!
But don't forget, we're still a threat,
And our cultures, unsurpassed!

God bless Datlof,
Our blessed land of pigs!
Noble leader of Datlof,
His brain is very big!

People of Datlof,
Raise up your swords once more!
To defend the precious motherland,
We will go to war!

We may be small, but we'll fight them all,
Until the very last man!
And some will say, we had our day,
We sure could use a hand!

So please help Datlof,
Their armies are on the shore!
We admit we're a little bit shit,
And we can't fight anymore!

People of Datlof,
You have served me well!
But today, it is our darkest hour,
We must fight to survive!

FIGHT! Fight on...Datlofians!
Block the defen...the swords of...with your bodies!
And hold them back! Block them, men!
Fight for your honour and fight for your country!

DATLOF WILL HOLD! DATLOF FOREVER!

Remember sweet Datlof,
It's legend will live on!
Our lands they take, our heads on stakes,
But our hearts beat ever on!

REMEMBER DATLOF!