Funkiest Steam group (also the monkiest group)

To: Funky Monkey Club
From: big bone boy
Date: May 21, 2018


(IMPORTANT MESSAGE)This is a very serious discussion. We need to figure out how we will govern our club, or else we might have a civil war among us. There are fakers out there, joining our club, and we can not accept that. I understand that I used to say that anybody should be given a chance to become a funky monkey, but my outlook has changed. Some people just aren't made for our club, for one reason or another. These fakers have led us to need a government. I will go over our options now. First, we could have A Democracy. This could lead to many good things for our group. Everyone will have a say, so there will be no bias, and votes could be fair. But allowing everyone to vote could have some problems.normal non funky people could vote for the bad things and out number us monkeys, and we would be allowing the spies to vote, which would not be good. Our second option is monarchy. This means we will have only one person choosing everything that happens. This could mean well, considering we could have a mega wacky monkey as leader, teaching us and leading us to victory. Again this could have many problems. If the leader went WAcK, The FMC could die, and if somehow we have a spy as leader, we will die. Lastly, we could have an oligarchy. This means we will have a group of the best people leading us. This removes bias and allows us to outrule wack voters. And, we will remove bad wacks and spys abilities to ruin our group. Personally, I prefer Oligarchy. We will vote as a democracy to decide over which format we should use. In the comments of this announcement, Say which one you want us to use. Whichever one has the most votes will be chosen. THIS WILL END IN 5 DAYS, SO VOTE WHEN YOU HAVE THE TIME!!!!! Say why you vote for that, and vote smart. Stay funky my dudes. Big Bone Boy Signing out!