Bow Before the Squirrelly Wrath!

Only those whose dedication to squirrels and the Lord and Master Foamy is unquestionable may enter here!

We in the Foamy Cult exalt in both the marvel that is the squirrel and the Truth that Foamy puts into our ears on pain of eye-stabbing.

We are small but we are mighty. We throw the Nuts of Truth and Knowledge in the face of the stupid and the ignorant, the hopeless and the idiot. None escape the gaze of the Cult, and through us, Foamy grows ever more powerful. One day, we know, he shall rule the world!

Fear the power of Foamy and his comrades Pilz-e and Begley!

Join the Cult! Revel in its might!

Foamy, Pilz-e, Begley and Germaine are copyright John Ian Mathers.