Flip those tables. Mm. Stroke it's wood.

Welcome fellow tablefl.. (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻

Invite as many as you can to increase our horde of tableflippers. I can assure you that it's crucial for human survival. Without tableflipping, the world wouldn't be what it is today! Take that into consideration.

Soon we'll take over the world with tableflips. It's imminent.
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Whether you're in a bus or at the local spa, eating at a really fancy restaurant, playing football with a bunch of mentally retarded giraffes, baking bread using the best flour in the world, talking to the Queen of England, planking on your door or even while in your sleep, just flip a table and make a wish you worthless piece of s***. Silk, yes, silk. Nothing else.

Have a nice tableflipping experience. ┬─┬ノ(°□°ノ)