Fishbun is love; Fishbun is life.

Fellow worshipers, this festive time of year is hard for us all while we see the ignorant people wandering about their meaningless lives without the knowledge of our Lord and savior, Fishbun. It is our duty to sway these people from their corrupt path of Gobbler Worship and turkey pardoning to a righteous one where in an epic event we slaughter these fowl beasts and dishonor them by filling their corpses with assorted foods. So this Fishbunmas remember to make a request to eat turkey, because ♥♥♥♥ those guys.