F U C M I M

hahaha F u mimebread!

Heck you mimebread.

Now I've lost everything, my properties amounting to a simple box under a forlorn bridge. Unfortunately, the bridge is in a poor state of repair, and has a leak. This leak drops upon my head every night, thus preventing me from ever getting a good nights sleep. Why do I not simply move the box to a different bridge you may ask? Because I no longer have hands after meeting mimebread. I typed all of this with the big toe on my right foot, and it took me two hours, 47 minutes, and 12 seconds.

Every single day I lie back in bed and think about just how far my life went downhill after I met mimebread. I used to be a successful businessman in the financial sector, and was quite the regular among wall street and higher class financial circles. I used to wear $10.000 Brunello Cucinelli suits every. Single.Day. I used to go into work with my spongebob lunchbox and have a nice full meal of pancakes and bacon - with a double order of crispy bacon, and enough syrup to drown an entire country. I used to go golfing with the Prime Minister himself and advise him of matter of foreign policy, and economic growth in an economy that is increasingly characterized by globalization (that stopped after that whole blackface thing and I decided to distance myself.) Hell I tell you what, I used to walk right to the front of the line at every single ride at Disney World and the security guards on site would say "right this way sir."

But.

That all changed after meeting that fucking mimebread.

hi

Comparing people from now to back in the days really makes you wonder what the hell happened. I remembered Mime being a very charismatic and charming person in the mumble atmosphere; however now, I only see a loaf of bread that devil baked himself. Threatening, rude, and gay, these are only a few adjectives that describe Mime and his evil actions. I suggest everyone to be wary of their past friends as at any moment their ego can take over and transform them into a monster. This is how the name Mimebread came to be and I thank you for reading my warning.

People are disgusting when they get too much dust in their head.