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November 27, 2015 - Ravusalov | 0 Comments

We need more stories, IMMEDIENTLY.

Here is one to start:

Once upon a time there was a man named Bob. Bob was a worker in a factory that manufactured condoms. Bob was underpayed and hated his job. His boss Tom would frequently test the condoms on Bob through various means until one day Bob had enough. Bob took a condom and slit his boss's throat with it. He then rigged the factory to explode, sending condoms all over the neighborhood. Bob then proceded to let out his frustrations by nightly visiting strip clubs, only to smother every hooker in sight with his condoms. He was finally stopped in a shootout with cops; Bobs condom vest turned out not to be bulletproof. People say Bob's ghost still haunts those strip clubs to this day.

The end.

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February 8, 2015 - killer | 0 Comments

once upon a time a person pissed me off so i threw them into an alley and they got raped by two dozen black people

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Dementer Jan 20, 2016 @ 4:29pm

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself."

Klotzy ✪ Jun 12, 2015 @ 6:36pm

This one time i blew a load from my ♥♥♥♥ but did i know it landed on my foot and dried and i thought it was a melted marshmellow and licked it off, it was salted. I love marshmellows on my feet.

The End.

Wolf K Apr 14, 2015 @ 11:21pm

Once upon a time, I conjured lightning from the tip of my penis. Quite a spectacle to behold really, but that isn't the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ point. The point is....

I SHOT LIGHTNING

FROM MY ♥♥♥♥.

And fried every hoe in existence.

iambecomesausage Feb 5, 2015 @ 8:22pm

Steam user "delicious candy" was at his job making alot of sandwiches. Delicious candy loves to eat sandwiches till he turns blue and almost dies. Even when he was in kindergarten he used to eat all the sandwiches he could, mostly from his lunch box. Boy I could eat a milli sandwiches right now if I wasn't going to kill myself for being such a fat ass.

iambecomesausage Feb 5, 2015 @ 8:19pm

Steam user "delicious candy" was at his house licking alot of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Delicious candy loves to strangle himself with clitorati till he turns blue and almost dies. Even when he was in kindergarten he used to lick all the ♥♥♥♥♥ he could, mostly from teachers. Boy I could lick a milli ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right now if I wasn't going to kill myself for being such a playa.

iambecomesausage Feb 5, 2015 @ 7:41pm

Steam user "delicious candy" was at his house sucking alot of ♥♥♥♥♥. Delicious candy loves to strangle himself with veiny ♥♥♥♥♥ till he turns blue and almost dies. Even when he was in kindergarten he used to suck all the ♥♥♥♥♥ he could, mostly from janitors. Boy I could suck a milli ♥♥♥♥♥ right now if I wasn't going to kill myself for being such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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