Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis.

Fighting all the evil in this world.
Evan, Nick, and his' gang take down all corruption with one thing.
Destroying, helping, and supporting, this thing is a life-giver and chaos-bringer.
Everyone in this trusty clan/group attacks with this special object.
Rage might occur throughout time, but we all stick together.
Anyone that attacks another will be brought down using this force.
Let us all fight the universe with the power of the Wenis.

Though we use many tactics, organization is key.
Raise the alarms when we have an intruder or double-teamer.
Under a non-existant oath we should all live by.
Summon your Inner WenisGod (Not BaseGod) to help along your journey.
The journey...to learn Wenijutsu.

Only this group is able to spar correctly using this style.
Furiously and swiftly we all battle.

We trust in the power of wenis.
Entitled to fighting crime with the Yin and Yang of wenis.
Nightly and daily fighting, all Anti-wenis societies will be brought down.
Instantly need to be able to attack anyone who comes in our way.
See the first letter of each sentence spells "FEDERAL TRUST OF WENIS".

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