Ambushed by bandit. Shot him in the head. Survived with 2553 blood ( of 12000 ). Broke my leg stepping over a fence. Fainted.

Part 2 read the one below first!

Then all of the sudden the guy that was fleeing stands up and empties his mag in the other bandit, apparently he wasnt so dead after all. he looks around as if searching for me, perhaps to thank me for my help. i see that he's got a fine revolver in his hands and decide to empty the rest of my mag in his back and loot all 3 of them.

20 minutes later i then i fell down a stair while climbing a roof. broke both my legs, i decided to put myself down as the rabid dog i was.

So i was sneaking walking down a road ( not on the road that would just be silly, i was obviously sneaking around in the brush along it ) when i hear gunshots, lots of them. i keep on sneeeekin till suddenly i see a guy running for his life towards me. i hear more gunshots and he falls about 10m from me in some tall grass. i wait for about a minute till 2 guys appear about 15 meters to his right side, about 20 meters from me where im hugging a bush. They seem to be searching for his corpse. As i had just arrived from the shore with a can of beanies and a makarov i decided hey im going to be the hero and kill the bandits. i take careful aim at one of the guys, the guy with a winchester in his hands and pull the trigger. His head opened as a flower in the spring as a fine red mist appeared behind him where the bullet had gone through. The other bandit spins like a ballerina before he stops to look at his friends corpse.

if only this group included my EVE time
then we'd have like 30 times what we do

I found a ring in ere last night....