So you're going to beat your wife

First of all, Good for you!! That ♥♥♥♥♥ deserves it (no matter what your reasoning tells you). Remember, having a ♥♥♥♥ automatically makes you right. Conversely, having a vag means you're always wrong. Before you can start the beating, there's a couple of things you'll want to do. Make sure you're not incredibly overweight and have enough dexterity in your hands to be able to grip things (a club, your wife's neck, your penis) or this will be much more difficult.

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