Women are EQUAL!

My fellow Women Respecters,

It is with heavy heart I have to inform you that Cody H Smith, PhD, has been caught with his pants around his ankles. Fortunately for women across the globe, even with his vast experience, he is kind of bad at removing his pants. I can only chalk that up to his age, and lack of functioning ankles.

Recently we have learned that Cody H Smith, now to be referred to as "$150 PhD in Homosexual Cover Ups," broke the holy vow of respecting women. He lied about sleeping with many women, all the while insulting them. Of the named women we know he was lying, we can only hope the other "young college students" were also lies.

This is a dark day for our elite task force.

Respectfully,

M'leader.