It's OK I know.... I know..

Please find comfort in this group... I just wanted a hug from you is all... while falling through the air, we became one. i <3 you.

You probably raged... but if you didn't you have a strong heart... just know there is a friendly zombie with a deformed arm that loves you dearly..


A couple things I need to say before I find my next buddy:




1) To the Smoker who probably help assisted. Thank You life is much grander now.

2) You thought that door would have saved you from getting hugged huh!? WRONG! you silly goose.

3) Sometimes its best just to leave the bitch on the ground the game is called Left 4 Dead :[

4) I'am a called a "mini tank" for a reason ya know.

5) Next time hug the walls, steer clear from any windows...!

6) Oh BTW, i molested you on the way down :[ .