Men of honour who protect, expose, and punish, whenever deemed necessary...

We are the shadows that move the Steam Community. We act in secret. We are the salvation of the innocent. We are Crunch Incorporated, and you shall be one of us! We are NOT heroes. Instead, we are the true vigilantes. We have intervened in questionable situations countless times. We have defended the victimized on too many occassions to be able to number. We have a strict code of order, discipline, honour and conduct. We are NOT rebels. We are Guardian Angels and Protectors, and we respond when someone gives us a valid reason to act. We don't lay low. We stand alone in the spotlight where we belong. We don't go underground to avoid detection. We do our best to get noticed. We have no reason to run or hide. We are ALWAYS accepting new members and we need YOU to join our cause! But, remember, if you cross the line? If you do something inexcusable? You'll pay the price, like so many before you, all of whom paid every last penny... in full.

Yes, that was serious, just ask <r>, Krypto Llama or <r>. Hopefully we've made all of the many cereal killers in the community brick it and run away before they can all come to infiltrate our group... again...

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Crunch Incorporated Rules:

1. No "Confirmed Cereal Killers"...
2. No members of "Kryptomania"...

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TO JOIN THE GLORIOUSLY HEROIC CRUNCH INCORPORATED EMPIRE:

1. Invite myself (Captain Crunch) to your Group at your earliest convenience
2. Set myself as Group Administrator (permissions are completely irrelevant)
3. Advertise Crunch Incorporated on your Group in a maximally visible place
4. Congratulations, and welcome to the glorious Crunch Incorporated Empire!
5. Yes, some people have actually done this, so you can stop cringing now...

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Due to the recent surprise surge in the number of people we have caught doing naughty things, we have a lot of new contracts available, all of which are extremely lucrative for all contractors. Contact Captain Crunch for details.

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Global Wrestling Alliance (amateur CS:GO/TF2 league) Current Champions:

World Champion: Crunch Adams (defends literally whenever he's challenged)
Western Heavyweight Champion: Tony the Tiger (defends at CINC events only)
Gauntlet Champion: Kelloggs Chicken (also defends at special CINC events only)
Tag Team Champions: The Rice Krispies Kids (also defends at events only)