What Is All Of This Hog Wash from you

THIS IS SERIOUS!!!! (My RSN is [REDACTED] as well)
So there is this girl on runescape that I always talk to and stuff and I want to have a runescape wedding. I proposed to her after i slayed a moss giant and saved her life. (I actually met her when she was lighting willow logs at draynor village, let's just say she also lit the fire in my heart ;) )
The location will be at Varrock Altar December 20th at 1:00pm-2:00pm my time (I live in Ontario, Canada so whatever time zone that is...)
I will be paying:
• 50k to all guests who come for the full hour
• 60K to bouncers (must be cmbt lvl 200)
• 75k to people dancing around a jukebox
• 80k to bartenders (obliged to carry full inventory of potions and sell for 5gp each)
• 100k to priest who marries us
• 100k to my best man (AND BRIDESMAIDS NOW)
• 100k to people to pretend to be my family and throw confetti down aisle
• a diamond ring for my fiancé!
PLEASE RSVP IN THE COMMENTS TO MAKE THIS POSSIBLE. I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ONE OF THE GREATEST CELEBRATIONS IN RUNESCAPE HISTORY. PLEASE WEAR SOMETHING FORMAL - NO ARMOUR ALLOWED OR YOU WILL BE KICKED OUT.
PS. AFTER MY WIFE AND I BLOW EACH OTHER A KISS, YOU MUST CELEBRATE (BRING TOY HORSE, CONFETTI ETC.) FOR AT LEAST 2 MINUTES THEN YOU ARE FREE TO GO AND CLAIM YOUR MONEY. (I AM RICH SO I CAN PAY FOR A FULL WORLD OF PEOPLE TO COME).
EDIT: WILL BE IN WORLD 3. ALSO, ADD ME ON RUNESCAPE AND MESSAGE ME WHEN I LOG ON! I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE YOU GUYS AS FRIENDS.