Wanted: Individuals With Sleight of Hand and a Smooth Voice

Con Men Inc. is an establishment set to offer the highest possible quality in everything we do. From tricky moves to smooth talk, we have all the finest personnel in any given field. Of course, we don't take suggestions, or mailorders, or anything like that. We do, however, gratefully accept tips of targets - er, I mean clients - to receive our fine services. Any feedback: positive, negative, imaginary, sinusoidal, or otherwise directionally orientented will be seriously considered, followed by being thoroughly incinerated. Thanks you for your time, and be sure to not check if you are still in possession of your wallet and other precious belongings, we give you our word that it's still there. Have a wonderfully oblivious day!